...When I get my hands on you, you're dead.

Filtered to deities; Unhackable

...Is there any way to bring an unborn child back to life, and ensure it will be delivered safely?

[ooc: Talking to Kisame, if that wasn't obvious.]

Filtered to Konoha nin and friends;

How often do these curses generally occur? I need some time after the last one...

And...I will not deny the claims that Orochimaru made. We bedded together often during his time in Konoha. Before he left me us. And...before I was involved with Dan.

Shizune, I hope you'll be alright at home today. I...need to go out for a while. Somewhere. Anywhere. A strong drink would be nice.

[ooc: Strikes hackable, she's still not taking yesterday's curse well.]

It seems that I fell asleep for long than I expected. Faye, the payment was wonderful. Next time I'll try to make it last a little longer.

[Filtered to allies; Unhackable]

...Now, somebody tell me what the hell I missed.

...Serves you right, bastard.

Ingram has been dealt with. Anyone injured and in need of healing, or if you know someone who was wounded, I'll be available now. Shizune and I will do our best, so don't hesitate to come by.

[Filtered to Tayuya; Unhackable like you could not imagine]

...If Kabuto is hit by this curse, I can dress your wounds. It would be best...not to mention that incident.

[ooc: There's now a nicely sized crater in the desert with Ingram dead in the middle.]

Heh. It doesn't really feel like I've changed clothing today. And it fits around the chest so comfortably! Ah, I could wear this forever.

Shizune! Let's crack open some sake and kick back tonight! I haven't gone out to gamble, so I hope you've got a pack of cards handy.

[ooc: Swapped with Ran. And look pretty similar. XD]

I'm happy to report that Cobray's condition has improved drastically over the past few hours. It seems like letting him see other people is helping his condition, so I'd like to continue that tomorrow. If you would like to see him, you may come, but not in groups larger than 2 or 3. He'll be staying at building 9 apartment 27 for a while longer.

Hisoka, if you have the time I'd like to discuss the results of your work.

Now I can properly introduce myself. For those who do not know me, I am the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade, master healer, and gambling addict. If anybody needs any medical help, I will do what I can.

The patient has been stabilized, he's gone through recovery for a while, but he will be fine now. I apologize to the owner of the bed we're using, there is a lot of blood here. I'll stay for a few hours longer, until he's well enough to be moved back to his home.

[Filtered from Cobray; Unhackable]

I'm still not sure on his psychological condition, so I ask that none of you come to see him in person yet. However, I encourage talking with him, it will aid in his recovery. If he shows any unusual signs while you're talking, report them to me immediately.

For anybody heading out to assist the injured man, I would ask that you do not touch him or move him until I've made a diagnosis. If he's as bad as it sounds, it might be bad. Once we can move him, we'll need to get him to a bed. I can stay with him and heal him as long as it takes.

Shizune, I don't want you leaving the apartment. Keep resting until I return.

Hinata, I'll want you there to help me. A second medic-nin is never a bad thing.

If there are any other medics allied with Konoha, your assistance would be appreciated. I'll properly introduce myself later, the condition of this man is more important right now.d

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